Swimsuit Decoder: Find Out What the Bathing Suit Says About the Woman

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Swimsuit Decoder: Find Out What the Bathing Suit Says About the Woman

Whether you're at the pool, chilling out on the beach or laying out in the park, we know what's on your mind—and exactly where your eyes are wandering. Want to know what to make of the hot women crossing your path in slightly revealing tank suits or

Thong

"Look at me, look at me. Please, for the love of God, look at me! Now stop staring at my ass, pervert!" The woman bold enough to wear a thong to the beach is begging for attention—but not necessarily affection. Try hitting on her and there's a good chance she's going to shoot you down if for no other reason than to further inflate her own ego. She wants you to think of her as unattainable (when in reality she's easier than Candy Land).

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