So over Brooklyn hipster 'stash? Poke a spoke at those 1890s-loving lemmings with your very own set of ironic handlebars. Careful, though: wear it with anything approximating skinny jeans and you might just be confused with an actual hipster.
Handlebar T-Shirt; Ames Brothers ($29; amesbrossop.com)
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