5 Things Men Don't Care About
So stop trying to make us.
2. AWARDS SEASON
We don’t care who’s nominated, we don’t care who’s going to win, we don’t care who shows up together, we don’t care what [insert vapid actress here] is wearing—unless it happens to show a lot of cleavage or is just see-through enough that when the camera lights hit it at just the right angle... Otherwise, we just don’t care. Men watch Sons of Anarchy because it’s a badass show, not because Katey Sagal won a Golden Globe for it. So when we’re invited to one of these awards show parties, we’re there for the free food and booze, or because our girlfriends dragged us there.
