Fittest Americans of All-Time

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken. Well, that's not exactly true but there's a reason an entire website full of one-liners like this exists. Because Chuck Norris is badass. As a child he wasn't quiet so tough—he was often teased and would dream about beating up his bullies. After high school he joined the Air Force and got interested in martial arts, which helped him get ripped. Back from duty, he opened his own MA school and taught a celebrity roster including the Osmonds, Priscilla Presley and Steve McQueen. In the professional world, Norris became a six-time world karate champion, the first man in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and the star of the incredibly crappy Walker, Texas Ranger.