The Worst People of 2011

It’s hard to say what the New Jersey Nets’ power forward was thinking when he popped the question/signed a contract in his own blood and married multi-non-talent Kim Kardashian in a fairy tale wedding last summer. But faster than he could tie his basketball kicks (we assume it takes a while), Kardashian divorced Humphries after 72 days, leading to publicized dejection and several “(BLANK) lasted longer than their marriage” internet memes.