On the opposite side of the marriage spectrum are Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden, a couple of 2011 newlyweds who are into good ole fashioned monogamy. Before we forget, Hutchison is 51 and Stodden is 16. Oh, and Hutchison is a recovering alcoholic/struggling actor while Stodden is an aspiring singer/model (i.e., celebutant/reality TV star). We suppose that information is relevant. Few stories shocked this nation as much as this one in 2011 (Hutchison really owes Jerry Sandusky a thank-you card), and if the Mayan Calendar is in fact accurate, we should be well into season one of Doug & Courtney: A Pervert in Paradise, when the skies rain blood upon us in December.