4 Play Gentlemen's Club
West Los Angeles (310-575-0660)
Though totally nude in L.A. means no booze, who cares? This joint has enough silicone to caulk over the San Andreas Fault.
Southern California strip-club connoisseur Z-Bone rates this the No. 1 nudie bar in the area, and he should know. He's visited every pole-filled dive in the region. "On any given night, you're bound to see knockout, Playmate-quality dancers," he says.