It's that time of year again -- the cold weather is back, the decorations are up, and you've forgotten to get a gift for someone that's definitely bought a gift for you. Well, maybe "forgot" is too kind. You knew about this all year and just didn't make buying gifts a priority, like the selfish jerk that you are (kidding, kidding, we think).
Well, the good news is that as long as there's still time to hit up a big-box store, or a pharmacy, or a gas-station shop (maybe), there's probably still time to figure something out. Just remember: Cleverness can mask your procrastination best, or even just make it funny that you clearly bought it on the way over. Also, these 11 suggestions generally only apply to friends and relatives who exchange cheap gifts with you. If it's your mom or significant other, you're probably screwed. What were you thinking?