6. Inspire a nerd
"What are you doin' here? You oughta be out in a convertible, bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver!"
– R.P. Murphy (Jack Nicholson), One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
7. Impress a pretentious woman
"My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!"
– James Bond (Sean Connery), Goldfinger
8. Embarass your grandpa
"Here's an idea: When you tell these little stories, have a point! It makes it so much easier fo the listener!"
– Neal Page (Steve Martin), Planes, Trains and Automobiles
9. Take a look back at your life
"I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid of my block to get a confirmed kill."
– Private Joker (Matthew Modine), Full Metal Jacket