10. Do a Christopher Walken impersonation
"Oh, you're talking to me all wrong! It's the wrong tone. You do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Does your mother sew? BOOM! Get her to sew that!"
– Clem (Chrisopher Walken), Joe Dirt
11. Hide fear behind intelligence
"Sorry Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought."
– Dr. Egon Spengler (Harold Ramis), Ghostbusters
12. Address the board members
"I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cocksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' iceholes... like yourselves."
– Roman Maronie (Richard Dimitri), Johnny Dangerously
13. Play stupid
"So why don't you make like a tree and get outta here."
– Biff Tannen (Thomas F. Wilson), Back to the Future