18. Rekindle a relationship
"It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits."
– John Winger (Bill Murray), Stripes
19. Get free bubble gum
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
– Nada (Roddy Piper), They Live
20. Impress a working girl
"What we have here, Little Yellow Sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup."
– Private Eightball (Dorian Harewood), Full Metal Jacket
21. Confuse a youngster
"A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no hole is a danish."
– Ty Tebb (Chevy Chase), Caddyshack