Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."

Former dodgeball champion Patches O’Houlian shows off his archaic, cruel teaching methods in this introductory training session. Despite his physical handicap, it’s pretty clear that Patches’ dodgeball experience, success and maintained throwing skills make him the angry jock attempting to improve a team of soft, clueless players. His gruff teaching methods end up giving the Average Joes the skill and attitude to contend with Globo Gym, even if Justin Long appears to be critically injured at the end of this clip. NEXT: WE'RE GOING BACK >>