That’s right—Thelma, from that riot about two daffy broads whose faulty GPS causes their car to sail off a cliff. Why not? She’s tall and freakishly athletic and almost qualified for the Olympics in archery, for Pete’s sake! And in The Long Kiss Goodnight she brings her formidable physical talents to bear as amnesiac assassin Elizabeth Baltimore. Midway through the film she shears off her hair, dyes it platinum blonde and starts whipping serious ass.