Jozef Urban probably isn't the most talented distance runner, but he's shown flashes of brilliance.

Over the weekend, Urban finished 10th in the Košice Peace Marathon in Slovakia. Stealing the stage from Urban, however, were his own nether regions, which unfurled from the relative safety of his short-shorts in the closing minutes of the race.

Completely exposed to the Slovakian faithful, Urban bolted for the finish. Perhaps in a rush to—ahem—collect himself, Urban set a new personal best in the race.

It's been an unfortunate past couple of days for the male anatomy in sports. During the Yankees' American League Wild-Card playoff win on Tuesday night, Yanks catcher Gary Sanchez took one for the team as batter Brian Dozier's foul tip took an unexpected detour—right below Sanchez's belt.

Reacting in accordance with likely every other man watching, sympathetic Yanks pitcher David Robertson lept around like a maniac, grabbing his own crotch in anguish.