After five years of knock-down, drag-out torture, men across the nation can finally rejoice—the Twilight saga (aka, those five really shitty movies your girlfriend insisted you take her to) is finally over. At least for now. I think we can probably file more Twilight films up there with death and taxes. But in the meantime, we all get a much-needed break from the awkward musings of one Kristen Stewart, who never quite captivated male audiences as Bella Swan—probably because of things like this and oh yeah, let’s not forget this. And while he did indeed once star in a movie called Water for Elephants, we still got your back R-Patz. Bros before weirdos, always.