We’ll let you in on a little secret: Being an old geezer is great. Age wins you respect, a license to run your mouth, steep discounts at your neighborhood movies, and plenty of time to pile on the memories.
But you have to earn the decades; unfortunately, whoopie pies, annoying in-laws, and chronic disease stand in your way. Take your cane and knock death back a few years. We’ve compiled the latest mortality research to help you earn your walker.
To borrow a cliché: Life’s short. Don’t make it shorter.