“While I was on spring break in Hawaii, I took a friend out for his 21st birthday. I slammed three drinks in record time and that’s the last thing I remember. I woke up to nothing but the sky above me. Dazed and confused, I looked around and discovered that I was six stories high on the roof of a building, and about a mile or two from the bar we were at the night before. Halfway home I realized I only had one shoe on and was covered with those prickly things that stick to you after crawling though the bushes. The events of that night will forever be a mystery to me.”—Blaine, 23
The Lesson: Know your limits.