“I went to South Padre Island for spring break with my best friend, his roommate, and his roommate’s girlfriend. Little did we know, the roommate and his girlfriend had started a series of fights just before we arrived. Every single night, they would come back to the room screaming at each other. She would be hysterically crying and he would be at her heels, screaming at her and cussing her out. The whole situation was incredibly awkward for everyone involved.”—Ian, 22
The Lesson: Consider a bros-only house policy.