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Battle of the Network 'Staches

If it came to blows, whose mustache would be victorious? Geraldo Rivera's or John Stossel's?

by Stephen Bailey | Photos courtesy of FOX

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Both mustaches have been on the air for as long as I can remember. Both have been witness to historical moments as their human counterparts searched for news and answers. But one thing remains unanswered for this pair of iconic whiskers.

What would happen if they were to dislodge themselves from their host faces? What if after doing so, they wanted to settle some grievance? What if one stole the other's mustache wax back in 1977 during the NYC blackout?

If it came to blows, whose mustache would be victorious?

Geraldo Rivera's Mustache On Air Since: 1972 Tough Moment: Nose broken by Nazi Skinheads (1988)

John Stossel's Mustache On Air Since: 1969 Tough Moment: Head struck by professional wrestler (1984)

So, tell us. Whose mustache would win in a fight?

Geraldo Rivera's Mustache     John Stossel's Mustache

 

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