Your wildest dreams have come true, and they look good—really good. There’s a Will Ferrell-themed bar opening in New York City called—what else—Stay Classy New York.
We know, you’re mad you didn’t come up with it yourself, with cinema gold like Step Brothers and Anchorman ripe for the picking, but that’s okay: You can enjoy the cult classics in drink form.
There's only one hitch: Stay Classy New York is open in "preview" only until October 25 (they’re still painting murals on the walls and working out all the kinks), but you can still pull up a chair and throw back a "Shake and Bake" or a "Dirty Mike and the Boys" with your boys.
Aside from endless puns, you can enjoy the bar’s “classy signature blended craft cocktails” served by "retro pin up" bartenders. (We're assuming that means they're hot in an old-school way.) The menu? Glad you asked:
DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS? (Two house shots, one for you and one for a friend. You can also leave a shot for a friend to redeem at a later date.)….$10
DIRTY MIKE AND THE BOYS. (Any two draft beers and a house shot!)….$14
GLASS CASE OF EMOTION. (Muddled rosemary and peach, whiskey, lemon juice, simple syrup)….$12
GREAT ODIN’S RAVEN. (Light rum, ginger beer, lemon) ….$8
MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE. (Vanilla Stoli, Vanilla Schnapps, milk, ice)….$10
MUGATU MULE. (Tequila reposado, lime, bitters, ginger beer)….$10
SHAKE AND BAKE. (Shaken whiskey and sour mix with a splash of ginger beer, served with cherries and lime wedge)….$10
SMELLY PIRATE HOOKER. (Jalapeno Margarita, tequila, Stoli jalapeno, orange juice, sour mix, lime juice)….$10
THE F*CKING CATALINA WINE MIXER. (HOUSE MADE SANGRIA)….$8
WE’RE GOING STREAKING! ”Adult kool aid” (absolut mandarin, peach schnapps, triple sec, cranberry juice, grenadine, pineapple)….$14
A WHALE’S VAGINA “San Diego” (Vodka, triple sec, orange juice, sloe gin)….$12
YOU’RE MY BOY BLUE! (Hendricks Gin, Blue curacao, Sweet and Sour, Pineapple Juice)….$12
“We are always adding new cocktails and accepting suggestions as well! We also offer a variety of house, draft and bottled beers including some great local craft brews and regional craft brews,” Stay Classy New York adds on their website. So get brainstorming.
And as if it couldn’t get any better, the bar is also planning Anchorman-themed Halloween parties and Elf-themed holiday parties. By now, if you don’t feel like you're in a glass case of emotion, you must be taking crazy pills. The only thing you’ll be needing after a trip to this bar is some meatloaf to soak up the booze, some karate in the garage to burn it off, and then maybe some help from Jesus, Allah, or Tom Cruise when you realize you’ll never want to go to another bar again.
Oh, and if you don’t know half these references, you might want to brush up on your Will Ferrell flicks—Stay Classy New York hosts trivia, too.