There are many reasons to be jealous of professional athletes. They have amazing skills, millions of dollars, and hot girlfriends or wives. But sometimes superstars are just as inept as the rest of us. In fact, sometimes they're worse.
If you've managed to learn how to keep your hands to yourself and pee indoors, you're a step above some pros. Our partners at Bleacher Report have created a list of the 20 things you can do that some pro athletes can't.
While these athletes have certainly made fools of themselves, there's nothing as humiliating as being stripped of seven Tour de France titles because of a doping scandal. For the gritty details, check out Lance Armstrong: The Greatest Fraud in Sports History.