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Kobe Bryant Bids Farewell in the New 'Game of Zones' Episode, 'The Purple Retirement'

The Black Mamba hangs up his jerkin in the bizzaro animated mashup of 'Game of Thrones' and NBA ridiculousness.

Kobe Bryant of House Lakers is hanging up his jerkin, and every kingdom of the NBA has come bearing gifts to honor his retirement.

Yes, Game of Zones is back. In the latest episode of the nutty animated satire, basically a fever dream mashup of the NBA and HBO's Game of Thrones, Bryant broods on his throne, Shaq of Neal shows up with a high-quality donkey, and D'Angelo Russell sends inappropriate ravens. The Sixers still suck. Laughs all around.

Oh, and good luck getting Weezy-as-Royal-Harpsichordist out of your imagination. That tune is catchy.


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