Call him the Pillsbury Throwboy. Call him the Round Mound of Touchdown, or the Hefty Lefty. Call him what you whatever you want. But at 320 pounds, former New York Giants quarterback Jared Lorenzen has still got it–and plenty of it.
Lorenzen, who's listed at 6’4" and 320 pounds, is most known for playing backup to Eli Manning and even has a Super Bowl ring from the Giants' 2007 title run.
Even though Lorenzen is big enough to play offensive line for the Super Bowl-winning Seattle Seahawks, he and his big-time arm–and big-time belly–are playing quarterback for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the Continental Football League. And believe it or not, the guy’s still got some wheels. Check out this video of him scrambling out of the pocket. But seriously, who’s going to tackle him anyway?