What on earth is testicle ironing? It’s a “male laser lift” that tightens the scrotum and rids it of wrinkles, blemishes, and discoloration. George Clooney joked about getting his “balls ironed” in an interview, but turns out it’s actually becoming popular, especially in L.A. For smoother boys, it would cost you about $575. “Wrinkles may be one issue, but some men may also have [embarrassing] benign papules—firm, tiny bumps usually located on the tip of the penis, shaft, and scrotum. [It’s] hard to convince their partner it’s not warts or an STD,” says cosmetic dermatologist Ariel Ostad, M.D.