10 Things She’s Secretly Thinking About Your Penis

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10 Things She’s Secretly Thinking About Your Penis

What will be running through her mind the first time you drop trou? We asked women to share their most memorable first impressions of a guy’s goods. Prepare to laugh out loud.

“There was a friend with benefits who kept saying how great he was in bed. He spoke about his penis like he was some sort of god, but when he dropped his pants the first time, I found out it was so small. That was the beginning and the end of that. Word to the wise: If you have a small penis, that’s fine, but don’t talk about it like you could part the Red Sea!” — Stephanie, 32

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