10 Things She’s Secretly Thinking About Your Penis

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10 Things She’s Secretly Thinking About Your Penis

What will be running through her mind the first time you drop trou? We asked women to share their most memorable first impressions of a guy’s goods. Prepare to laugh out loud.

“There was this guy I went out with for a few months, and the moment I saw his penis, I noticed the head was so big it looked like a mushroom! I actually imagined a Smurf’s house. But surprisingly, it was the most pleasuring penis I've ever experienced. He worked that mushroom like magic!” —Stefani, 29

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