What will be running through her mind the first time you drop trou? We asked real women to share their most memorable first impression of a guy’s goods. Prepare to laugh out loud.
6. Cousin Itt
“Hairy monster! Seriously, hair is fine, but when your penis gets lost in a thick jungle, it's time to trim.” —Alyssa, 27
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