10 Things She’s Secretly Thinking About Your Penis

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10 Things She’s Secretly Thinking About Your Penis

What will be running through her mind the first time you drop trou? We asked women to share their most memorable first impressions of a guy’s goods. Prepare to laugh out loud.

“He unzipped, and out came his magnificent, large, beautiful penis. But all I could think was, ‘My God, his penis is the size of a log,’ and, ‘Is this gonna hurt?!’" —Taryn, 29

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