Ah, the big reveal: That instant when you finally present her with your package. But no matter how heated the moment, most guys can’t help but wonder if she's carefully checking out their goods—and if so, do they pass inspection?

That’s why we asked women to share their funniest, boldest, happiest, craziest, or most memorable reactions to a man's penis. Oh, and relax: While the occasional lady will always say that size matters, most women are utterly fascinated by what you’re packing down there—and they're excited about the impending delivery.