What will be running through her mind the first time you drop trou? We asked women to share their most memorable first impressions of a guy’s goods. Prepare to laugh out loud.
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Ah, the big reveal: That instant when you finally present her with your package. But no matter how heated the moment, most guys can’t help but wonder if she's carefully checking out their goods—and if so, do they pass inspection?
That’s why we asked women to share their funniest, boldest, happiest, craziest, or most memorable reactions to a man's penis. Oh, and relax: While the occasional lady will always say that size matters, most women are utterly fascinated by what you’re packing down there—and they're excited about the impending delivery.
“There was this guy I went out with for a few months, and the moment I saw his penis, I noticed the head was so big it looked like a mushroom! I actually imagined a Smurf’s house. But surprisingly, it was the most pleasuring penis I've ever experienced. He worked that mushroom like magic!” —Stefani, 2910 Shocking Things She's Secretly Thinking About Your Body in Bed>>>
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"Manscaping should be required! The penis looks much smaller when surrounded by so much shrubbery.” — Erin, 33
“One boyfriend seemed almost embarrassed that his penis was 'just average size,' and wouldn't ever let me compliment how much I liked it. But I wasn't lying—it felt amazing! Guys: When a woman lets you know how much she loves your package, take the compliment…she probably means it!” — Lisa, 31
“He unzipped, and out came his magnificent, large, beautiful penis. But all I could think was, ‘My God, his penis is the size of a log,’ and, ‘Is this gonna hurt?!’" —Taryn, 29
10. False Advertising
“There was a friend with benefits who kept saying how great he was in bed. He spoke about his penis like he was some sort of god, but when he dropped his pants the first time, I found out it was so small. That was the beginning and the end of that. Word to the wise: If you have a small penis, that’s fine, but don’t talk about it like you could part the Red Sea!” — Stephanie, 32