"I grew mine when I turned 18, around 1974. I had to do something to cover up my nose, man. I grew the mustache to decrease its length and to look better. I've had it ever since- I shaved it one time and my kids didn't recognize me without it, so I grew it back. It happened and it stuck. You do what you gotta do to be a bitch like me. You know, 'mustache rides' are always a topic."