"I was focusing too much on getting women and trying to look pretty, so I tried to grow a beard to scare them away- but it didn't work the way I thought it would.
So I decided to shave down to a mustache, and it became my thing. It took about six months to get it to the point where I could twist and style it, but it was, like, a year before I figured out exactly how to groom it. It's a constant maintenance thing and pretty fucking annoying, to be honest."—Ian McCall