Unibrows and bushy eyebrows haven’t been in since the New Deal. Trimming with scissors is mandatory.
Your nose hair should always be well trimmed. Ear hair is banned until retirement.
No, a clean-shaven crotch is not “in.” Keep all lower-carriage hair at a length less than an inch.
If it’s not beach season, if you’re not a pro swimmer or soccer player, or if you have unforgiving friends, leave this area untouched.
You’re probably a Hobbit. (But seriously, they’re just feet. Nobody cares.)