The RackA Badly-Timed Birthday Present: MF Tackles CrossFit Open Workout 13.3
The good news: I scored my first muscle-up on my 32nd birthday. Actually, I did two. The bad news: One happened before my workout and the other after it.
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There are two moves I’ve been dreading since the start of this five-week CrossFit Open workout series. Double-unders are my arch rival, and I consider the muscle-up a stranger that I once saw but never met. This week, those two exercises both made an appearance in Open Workout 13.3, a 12-minute AMRAP of 150 wall balls at 20 pounds, 90 double-unders, and 30 muscle-ups. It’s like the programmers at CrossFit knew it was my birthday.
In the spirit of getting older, I took a vacation to Puerto Rico. I arranged to tackle CrossFit Open WOD 13.3 at Reebok CrossFit Iron Heart in San Juan, which turned out to be about 10 minutes from where I was staying. When I first contacted the box, I was told that a group would be doing the WOD at 9:30 p.m. and I was welcomed to join. But that just seemed like too late in the day for a hard workout, especially on my birthday. Plus, I realized that I had spent the better part of the morning waiting for the workout to start. I was measuring my breakfast, worrying about what I was drinking, and scared that the sun would sap my energy. So I decided to go early and get it over with.
I felt like part tourist, part athlete. My goal was simply to reach the muscle-ups. If I could magically score my first one during this WOD, it would be like touching the stars. I just had to survive the wall balls.
They were endless. Somewhere between 50 and 60 reps in, I wanted to quit. Since I showed up early, I was doing the workout alone while another class was going on. My quads were screaming and I could barely find my breath. The heat laid on me like a heavy blanket and now I knew why the other competitors decided to wait until 9:30 p.m. They wanted to get as far away from the sun as possible.
I started the wall balls with two sets of 25. Then I was down to 15 and shortly after I was suffering through sets of 10 and 5 reps.
Through my heavy breaths I could hear people cheering for me. The class at Iron Heart had paused before they started their own workout to cheer me through mine. I was more than 2,000 miles away from home, in a gym where no one knew me, and everyone had stopped their work to support me. It’s true what they say—CrossFit is about community.
I finished the wall balls in just over 8 minutes. I stumbled over to my jump rope and hoisted it off the floor. It felt like it weighed 50 pounds. There was no real strategy here, but I got things moving. A month ago I could hardly string together three double-unders in a row. This time I pushed through sets of 10 to 12.
I was down to my last minute when I reached up to the gymnastics rings for muscle-ups. After three big kipping swings, I failed my first attempt. My second try never stood a chance. I crumpled to the floor after 240 completed reps and the memory of my first muscle-up--the one that didn’t even count.
One of the best gifts I gave myself for adding another year to my 30s was challenging my body's limits, and when my workout was over, trainer Rafael Amdujor promptly reminded me that I was on vacation: “Great job,” he said. “Want a beer?”
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