What You Think It Means: You’re getting laid tonight
What It Actually Means: You’re getting pampered tonight.
Don’t make the clichéd mistake of jumping into her bed while she’s prepping dinner. That always ends up awkward. Cooking a meal is a lot of work, why would she bother with it if all she wanted was to get in bed with you? Which, let's be honest, would require no effort. This is her way of showing you that you mean more to her than just sex. "Every woman has heard it a thousand times: The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach," Hayes says. "If she’s cooking for you, she wants to take care of you."