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Costume Decoder

How to read a girl based on her Halloween costume

The French Maid

A white apron and feather duster does not a costume make, but women everywhere use Halloween as an excuse to dress like a slut. If the apple of your eye comes to the party naked as Eve, she's desperate for someone to say something about her body. Do a good deed and satiate her need by yelling "nice legs!" from across the room. She may snub you, but she'll be smiling inside.



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