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Costume Decoder

How to read a girl based on her Halloween costume

The Schoolgirl

What do milk, yogurt, and schoolgirl costumes have in common? They all have expiration dates. Women under a certain age look pretty cute in plaid skirts and pigtails, but those old enough to remember their first Quiet Riot concert only look desperate.



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