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Costume Decoder

How to read a girl based on her Halloween costume

The Vampire

It's the one day of the year Goth chicks blend in, so go for one of those weirdos you usually stare at in the mall. If you can get past her dog-collar necklace, pet snakes, and posters of The Cure, you're bound to be in for a fun, if not incredibly different, time. Just make sure to bring along some ointment and Band-Aids—those steel nipple clamps can leave marks.



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