Top Warm Weather Dates

OUTDOOR CONCERTS

Music soothes the savage breast, and during spring and summer, a lot of breast soothing beats can be had for free or on the cheap. Events that close with fireworks can be especially energizing to some female libidos. (Who knew “The 1812 Overture” and the rocket’s red glare could be the precursor to so many sleepover invitations?)

Check your local listings for outdoor concerts in the park and nearby music festivals. Bring something to sit on, perhaps a light repast, and get into the rhythm. Holding hands and reasonable public displays of affection are likely to ensue.