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What Does Your Cereal Say About You?

Sooner or later, that girl you've been spending the night with is going to get hungry—and you might just want to feed her breakfast. Before you reach for any old box of cereal, find out what kind of messages those flakes, rings and krispies are sending

Taking a girl home tonight? Good for you. Assuming everything goes well, you may decide to keep her around long enough to enjoy a (quick) breakfast. You could whip up some bacon and eggs if you're really seeing GF potential (or at least, another night of fun) but chances are, she's going be just special enough for...a bowl of cereal. 

But before you fling open your cabinets and grab the closest box of flakes, be aware that your cereal speaks volumes about you as a man. Yes, it's true! According to the editors at HowAboutWe.com, certain aspects of personality may be revealed by reading between the Os. And we're not talking about the kind that you'll be enjoying back in your room after you've both had a little sustainance. 

Check out this brief primer on what your cereal says about you—then read How About We's full article to find out what she's thinking at breakfast. See you in the cereal aisle.

Rice Krispies: You’re loud and energetic and kind of a handful.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch: A little sweet, a little spicy.

Special K: You're probably checking out her stomach, hips, and thighs.

Kashi Go Lean: Your ideal date: A 4-hour power hike, followed by mountain biking, rocking climbing, and dinner at a local vegan café.

Total: Type-A personality.

Grape-Nuts: Well that explains last night’s vanilla, missionary-style sex.

Life: You’re looking for more than just a one night stand.

Trix: Makes sense – last night’s tricks weren’t for kids, either.

Generic Brand: You’re cheap. Or, and you like to spin it—frugal. 

 

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