10 Common Sex Mistakes
Do these things less, have sex more.

The Main Event
FORGOING PROTECTION You might feel hesitant to kill the mood by pulling out a condom, but skin diving not only puts you at risk for STDs (not to mention fatherhood), but it also appears disrespectful. If you're fine being wreckless with yourself, that's your business, but there's a second party here, and a gentleman who wants to get laid puts the lady first.
GETTING TOO KINKY Maybe six months down the line, you'll both discover that you're into urolagnia and live freakishly ever after, but right now isn't the time to explore your deviant side. Keep the slapping and hair-pulling at bay and withhold the graphic dirty talk. And, it should go without saying, restrict the field of play to the front door, huh?
MAKING STRANGE NOISES/YELLING Be aware of the strange sounds you make and the offensive things you yell out en coitus. If necessary, seek therapy for them.
ACTING LIKE A PORN STAR If life was anything like a porno, every time you did laundry would end in a washer-top gangbang. But real women don't want to be treated like porn stars (at least not the first time you're with them), and mindless jack-hammering makes you less a workhorse than a hump monkey.





