A little dirty talk between partners is perfectly healthy—except when you don't quite hit the mark.
In the heat of the moment, what sounds like a clever line in your head doesn't always come off the way you intend. You might think it'll rev her engines and make things even hotter and heavier, but if it sounds wrong—looking at you, Mr. Pornstar Impersonator—odds are her sex drive is gonna go into neutral.
Of course, that's not always the case. But based on these confessions, it's a good assumption. ("Just think how talented these guys would be if porn were more realistic and instructional. It's a tragedy, really," one woman said.)
Check out these phrases that make her cringe—and then wipe them from your mind.
*Note that these are the opinions of each individual woman we interviewed and not neccessarily those of Men's Fitness.