A friend once told me there are two types of single men: Very Single and Single. What's the difference? Well, Very Single means you are neither in a relationship nor are you married. Single translates to "Single For the Night" so in other words, not single at all.

Lately, it seems that more and more married men are omitting the fact that they are married.  One would think that they are adhering to the "don't ask, don't tell" policy of the US Army, but in actuality there have been many instances when the following conversation has taken place:

"Are you married?" says she
"No, but would it matter if I was?" says he
"Yes, I don't date married men as a rule," says she.
"Well, I'm not. So don't worry."

Turns out he lied. The internet, your friends, the tan line your ring left behind, the reasons you can't see her on the weekends.... one way or another, they will all add up to the truth.
It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure out that monogamy is less and less realistic these days.  Politicians who DON'T cheat have become an exception to the rule. Men and women cheat for various reasons, and I am definitely in no place to condemn nor condone other people's behavior. Just be upfront with her! If it turns out she doesn't have a guilty bone in our home wrecking body then so be it!

It's one thing to cheat on you wife. It's another, more awful thing to cheat on your wife and cheat your mistress at the same time.

Of course there is always the other side. In the words of Chris Rock: "It's Hillary's fault. You know your man better than you know yourself. You know what kind of man you got. You know if you got the crazy need-a-blowjob-all-the-time man. Sometimes you gotta save your man from himself. So you know what happens if he don't get his medicine."