Morning, dudes. Here's what everyone's gonna be talking about at the gym today. Also: Game of Thrones news!
J.J. Watt Eats Like a Beast: The Texans star puts down 20 chicken breasts, wrapped in 50 slices of bacon, plus 13 avocados—some 9,000 calories—every day. [ESPN]
Fitbit Sex Cardio: A woman wore her Fitbit during sex, tracking her heart rate and labeling the Fitbit data for the 9-minute experience. Then she posted it to the Data is Beautiful subreddit, where the comments got a little—well, you can guess. [Reddit]
Today in Winning the Internet: Target started catching some heat online from people who were really pissed that the megastore is switching some of its boys/girls displays to gender-neutral ones, so this random guy created a fake Target customer service page just to troll the haters. [AdWeek]
Jump Wolverines: The Jordan Jumpman logo will start appearing on Michigan's basketball uniforms—and their football uniforms, for some reason. [Michigan Football]
"Young Jupiter": Astronomers have discovered a new planet they're calling "Young Jupiter," which now our favorite question in the game of "Astronomer Porn or Rapper from Florida?" [NBC]
Watch the Throne: Game of Thrones author George R. R. Martin says he hasn't yet written the story's ending, but he's aiming for a "bittersweet" one inspired by everyone's OTHER favorite swords-and-sorcery epic, Lord of the Rings. So maybe no ice zombie apocalypse? [New York Observer]