Morning, dudes. Here's the latest and greatest in guy stuff for Thursday, Sept. 17, 2015:

Please Name Him Rocky: Dwayne Johnson and his longtime girlfriend Lauren Hashian are expecting their first child together, according to reports.

#iOS9: The newest version of Apple's operating system has been released. It introduces a "News" app, and reportedly aims to improve battery life—but some people are having a tough time downloading it. [Wall Street Journal]

Some Jumanji Shit, Right Here: Warming temperatures in the Arctic have enabled mosquitoes to hatch earlier, thereby letting them grow faster and bigger, according to a new scientific paper published in the Royal Society Proceedings. [The Atlantic]

"Suck It, Trebek!": A diabolical (and brilliant) Jeopardy contestant finally succeeded in getting Alex Trebek to say "Turd Ferguson." Day. Made. [HuffPo]