Gents? If you would? Please raise a glass—whatever you have is fine, doesn't have to be beer.

We'd like to make a toast: to The Most Interesting Man in the World, who is saying adios.

Yes, gents, it's true. After a decade of slinging Dos Equis and lighting up our work hours with his daring feats of manliness—slamming revolving doors, parallel-parking trains, experiencing awkward moments just to see what they feel like—The Most Interesting Man in the World is traveling to Mars, where, presumably, he will become the Most Interesting Man in the Universe.

We do not envy his replacement. Even if that man is worthy to become the (next) Most Interesting Man in the World, he will have big shoes to fill. His resume will have to be extraordinary. Can he bowl overhand? Does he tip an astonishing 100%? Has he won the World Series of Poker using only UNO cards? This is the status quo, and the new Most Interesting Man in the World will have to meet and exceed it.

So here's to you, good sir, for making interesting feel a little more...interesting. We didn't always drink beer, but when we did, we kinda wished it was with you.