Mia Khalifa has gone from being one of the biggest names in porn to something of a startup sports commentator—and, in the meantime, she's developed a somewhat sinister side gig exposing thirsty athletes on Twitter. Her online presence has led several oblivious players to slide into her DMs—only to be publically thwarted by Khalifa herself.
Notable victims of Khalifa's short fuse include Chicago Cubs catcher Willson Contreras, who slid in months ago and never left, leaving several unrequited messages in her inbox. Khalifa, of course, screengrabbed them and ruthlessly tweeted out the evidence (albeit with an unfortunate typo).
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) September 5, 2017
Ole Miss quarterback Chad Kelly suffered the same fate, albeit with less aggressive messages.
But yesterday, the tables were turned when promising Steelers rookie wide receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster showed wisdom beyond his years.
Khalifa, who bills herself as The DC Sports Girl on her Twitter bio, reached out to the pro wideout calling him her "new favorite follow on Twitter" after Smith-Schuster's bicycle was stolen. (Smith-Schuster commutes to the Steelers' practice facility on the bike; it was later found.)
— Mia Khalifa (@miakhalifa) October 24, 2017
The tweet itself was innocent enough, but Smith-Schuster, clearly well aware of Khalfia's past handiwork, wasn't there for it. He decided to have a little fun at her expense, and curved the formerly X-rated celebrity with an A+ GIF:
— JuJu Smith-Schuster (@TeamJuJu) October 25, 2017
If you plan on sliding into any DMs anytime soon, we'd suggest that a) you not try it on Khalifa, and b) observe the following guidelines: