Alleged drunk driver Kevin Daly, of Coram, NY, made the job of charging him that much easier for police after he hit a patrol car early Thursday morning. Daly's clothing was the only breathalizer cops needed to arrest him for DWI, the entire message of his shirt reading, "I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC, I'M A DRUNK. ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS."

In a sad twist to the story, Daly is reported to have forgotten his "Fuck The Police" hat at home. NBC New York reports that no police officers were hurt in the accident and Daly's arraignment is set for later Thursday.

Is this just the beginning of the most unimaginative trend in fashion yet?