This just in: In weird afternoon news, there’s actually a porn app that you download on your phone that will secretly take your picture, lock you out, and then extort you for $500. I guarantee you 50% of the people on the Ashley Madison list also fell for this one. (Not really, but it’s quite possible.) For more information on where you can download this app (if you’re stupid enough to test it out) check out the piece on CNN.com.