You’ve invited her over for a home-cooked meal—now it’s finally time to play Master Chef with a real, live (sexy!) audience. Only thing is, you’re a Seamless regular with a collection of fancy knifes you never use and nonstick skillets that haven’t touched a stovetop in months.

So, how to show some culinary swagger? Just perfect these 13 next-level kitchen moves and you’ll have her thinking you’re the masterly prodigy of Gordon Ramsay and a Benihana knife ninja. She’ll be entranced by your every move—and you know where that can lead.